Rodent Embryo - Album
$4.00

Free on BandCamp:

https://patinathing.bandcamp.com/album/rodent-embryo

My first collection of music.

Very cute. Very annoying. Personally offputting. Electronic, yeowling, etc.

A zip file with fairly uncondensed Mp3s ~ 172mb for 13 things that might be called songs.

I really did have fun making it. Which is why it’s so annoying.

Hope you enjoy, or at least savor the experience.

Track list:

BayousAreDangerousDuringStorms - Hooked up midi from a groove box to interrupt a monophonic synth

BrainFertileManyWorms - Wanted to make something as dumb as I could to learn about a music box (MV-1)

D4m4g3dG0dZ - Was learning about temporary saves and restores on the Model:Cycles

GrammyInDaPortal - Two portable synths, somewhat calm, thought it was cute.

IThinkThereforeSoy - Very annoying. Spoken word interrupted. Occasionally makes me fold in on myself.

Me.Ow!! - Dumb cat noises from real cat. Dumb synths.

MoreFuzzForBudd - Asynchronous beats and whatnot competing for limited bandwidth. Friend lent me his fuzz pedal.

PetiteWails - A recording of myself. Stupid.

Quick_Pickle - I believe I was vibing.

VpDebateNight - JD Vance v Tim Walz - I made Ox Tail soup with a friend and got very drunk. This was the result.

Workie Like Dog - Hooked up all my synths to try and make something.

Yooooo - First song like thing I made. I recorded it into my phone. I was very excited.

ZineFest2024vidSong - Made in 2025 for my Zine Fest video <3

According to Squarespace: “Customers receive a secure link to the file lasting 24 hours after the first download.”

Rodent Embryo

In 2024 I began acquiring music hardware.

This is some of the detritus generated. <3

Free on BandCamp:

https://patinathing.bandcamp.com/album/rodent-embryo

Rodent Embryo Tshirt
$25.00

Rodent Embryo
My first lil' music project. Stuff collected from mid 2024 - early 2025. Unformed squishy brain type beats.

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Fulfilled by Printful
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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
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The shirt this is printed on is the Comfort Colors 1717 -

This is the base shirt I have found myself picking up at thrift stores. It's pretty alright, kinda thick, kinda boxy. I like it well enough. It seems to last.
I’ve been regularly wearing and washing ~8 months with some of these shirts. You’ll likely see some cracking or wear in the design after a while - this is very normal with printed shirts. - I recommend flipping the shirts inside out to wash, but continued wear will generally just do this to a garment. Think of it as Patina. It’s kind of my thing. Old shirts can still be quite lovable with all their cracks.]


The Gildan Corporation doesn't have a great humanitarian record. This is one of the considerations I have had to come to terms with when trying to offer things my friends might be able to afford. In the future I'd like to divest myself as best as I can, while still maintaining some level of affordability - this is a very difficult task in the garment space. So, if you're gonna buy it, please wear it into oblivion. If only to make me feel slightly less guilty.
Ramble over. Be well!

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