Sharing / Using What’s Here

I’m trying to share as much as I can for free, however somethings might be pay-walled. I will try and keep most things cheap - I’ll also try and offer ways for you to give me a bunch of money. Works in progress. I am also working a job - where I do unrelated work for money.

If you bought something digital from me, sure you can send it to your friends. If you received something from your friends that’s also cool. I’m pretty sure if 1 out of every 20 people pay $1 at some point for a song or something stupid and the other 19 people pirate it - musicians would make more than what Spotify and other streaming services are giving them, and by a significant amount. I’d rather go that route honestly. Maybe you and 10 friends can split the cost of a $3 download.

Please do not distribute my stuff as your own - that’s like legally actionable and I’d get pissy.

Please tell people to come to my site if you send them a thing they might like - they might want to give me money - or they might enjoy my other crap.

Money is nice for a broke fella like me. Thank you!

STORE FAQ:

Print On Demand: Currently as of August 2025 all of my physical products are produced through a print on demand service (currently only Printful.) Print On Demand products are produced after you order them.

Expect longer shipping and production times - frequently 5-7 days before the product ships. Shipping rates aren’t free and kinda expensive (having worked in shipping - I am not going to give them shit over this, shipping costs are hefty things. “Free Shipping” isn’t real - it’s just factored into the prices and profit margins.)

It also means I don’t have to keep inventory, personally ship products, or take risks on products that wont sell (if it doesn’t sell I don’t loose money.) I can take risks in other places and focus my time into other endeavors - designing, goofing around, and thinking up ideas for niche products that might prove to be stupid.

Comfort Colors - bad labor conditions - and the pain associated with products: I spent maybe 3 years debating whether or not to sell shirts I thought were ‘quality’ enough to wear, but that didn’t completely ‘feel good’ in their production methods. The apparel industry is pretty grotesque, and a pure moral business costs money that I don’t have. I’m friends with a number of broke, delusional, ratty skunk beings that would like to give me money for fun little products I design. I’d like for them to be able to afford the items in this lifetime. It’s a tradeoff that I do not revel in, and am looking to reduce the amount of pain I induce - but in this moment I want to be able to make stuff - and this is one of the ways I know how. I don’t know if or when I may be able to make products that don’t feel like they come with some sort of tradeoff, but I’d like to think it will happen one day. Fuck - If you buy a thing please treasure it.

If it makes you feel bad, please buy cool swag from a local artist or used shit. There are so many. I have plenty of free and digital things. Just know that whatever you don’t buy isn’t rotting away - it hasn’t been made. Keep your morals clean - Don’t do something that you can’t settle with. This is something I’ve settled on. I’m trying to make it worthwhile. ;-;

Refunds:

This is tricky business - as I don’t currently fulfill any of my products. I hope to one day do some drop releases and bla bla bla. Until then I’ll be holding to Printful’s Refund Policy of which I’ll copy and paste some excerpts here:

It looks like you’ll need to contact me - and I’ll need to contact them. Ewwww. I’ll do it. Be patient with me please.

I have put * next to the ones where you can hope or expect a refund or replacement.

Order failed to deliver *

If the carrier can’t deliver the items because of a wrong address or your customer unclaimed the package, it’ll be returned to the default return address.

For Printful orders, this means that they’ll be sent back to the facility that sent them out. When that happens, you’ll get an email from us explaining that your order arrived back at our facility. We’ll hold the order for 30 days at no cost. During this time, contact your customer. (Please note - I sometimes check my email - I recommend reaching out to me via social media if you can.)

Problem: If a shipping carrier is unable to deliver an order due to an incorrect address or an unclaimed package, it’ll be returned to Printful’s facility. You’ll receive a notification when this happens, and Printful will hold the order for 30 days at no charge.

Solution: Contact your customer and confirm the shipping address. You can choose to reship the order, but Printful charges shipping costs for reshipments, so decide if you’ll cover the cost or ask the customer to pay.

Customer received a damaged or mislabeled item **

Problem: Printful has a three-step quality control process. However, in rare cases, damaged or mislabeled items might slip through or get damaged in transit. Printful covers replacements in these cases unless a low-resolution design file caused the issue.

Solution: Ask your customer for a detailed description and clear photos of the issue. Submit a problem report within 30 days of delivery through your Printful Dashboard. Printful will review and send a free replacement.

Buyer’s remorse

Problem: The customer wants to return an item because they dislike the product or changed their mind.

Solution: Printful doesn’t offer refunds for buyer’s remorse. (I don’t either.)

Size exchanges

Problem: The customer ordered the wrong size and wants to exchange the item.

Solution: Since all Printful products are made on demand, size exchanges require producing a new item. You’ll be responsible for additional costs.

Order was lost in transit *

Problem: All Printful orders come with tracking, but sometimes packages are delayed or lost.

Solution: If tracking shows no movement for an extended period, contact Printful’s support team. If confirmed lost, Printful typically covers the cost of a replacement.

Wrong item sent **

Problem: The customer received the wrong item, design, or color due to a fulfillment error.

Solution: Printful will cover a free replacement if the mistake was made in fulfillment. Ask the customer for photos of the incorrect item and submit a claim within 30 days. To get Printful coverage, submit the request through your Dashboard the same way you would with a damaged item.

Delayed order

Problem: The customer’s order is taking longer than expected to arrive.

Solution: Printful provides estimated shipping times, but delays can occur due to high order volumes, customs processing, or carrier issues. If a delay is outside the expected timeframe, check tracking updates. Maybe pray. Sorry.