Hello there. My name is Ben.

I like to make things: drawing, cooking, video, noise, jokes, dancing, writing, talking, opinions, and whatever else I can fiddle with. I enjoy life to the best of my abilities. These are some things I thought worthwhile. Maybe quickly done, maybe excruciatingly tedious, maybe quite uncomfortable, maybe quite sweet. You’re welcome to enjoy what I’m willing to share.

That’s what this is. Have a time if you’d like.

Shope Th3 Illietternate Correnlection

“It all begon wheen I type wrong. The fucking typewriter made me look more confused than a shit stain on a shower head. I wrote “This machine makes me look illietterate.” It turned out that way because I had to correct myself. Because I mispelleleld illiterate. And the correction turned out to be more wrong. I do not know hwat I did to forsayk God. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I write poetry by the way. Read my poetry.”

Ben - Patina Thing - 2025